Saturday, November 29, 2014

Why I thought Kim Kardashians butt was important

 Everyone had so many opinions about #breaktheinternet . You know, the Kim Kardashian picture?



 If you are anything like me and have a clear understanding that just like death is inevitable so is the decreased use of our brains for anything worthy. I feel just like with death I want to choose how each brain cell is ruined. I choose reality TV. My favorite is the #RHONJ . I need to reference this because it helps prove my point that we all at some point, even for a fleeting second, feel desirable, wanted, sexy, beautiful. Then sometime somewhere it dissipates. Eventually it dies.




In the Real Housewives of New Jersey a scene I have searched the internet for with no success Dina  asks how Teresa doesn't mess up her hair in her sleep. I have reenacted the entire moment....

















  This to me shows it doesn't matter how rich and famous you become in time you just don't want to mess up your hair and he won't care anyways.  You stop noticing how sexy or beautiful your spouse is no matter who you are. Imagine being married to Kanye or Kim . They are both so annoying and arrogant. Self absorbed. How much do you think they already get on each other's nerves? It's like a normal couple annoyance on steroids !!!  I used to take pictures on anniversaries as gifts for my husband and put books together. I was so proud I felt beautiful and for a day he was hot and bothered.

I was so proud. But we have argued since then we have pissed each other off and wished each other dead since then. He knows that ass comes with a price. I 'm just saying spice dwindles!!! Good job Kim break the whole damn internet stick it to that asshole Kanye! Also there will come a time when your butt can only be shown for comedic relief.

Let that butt shine! Shine on! One day no one will care but the following will still be enjoyable:
Most importantly though Kim's ass is important because of this

http://youtu.be/uQ2eiwLnTa4



Enjoy!